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Ranty Ranty Rant

posted on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 by Kevin in [Council, Ranty, Work]
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It’s probably a sign of how much better my current job is compared to that one I had in that place, that I hardly ever get ranty. I don’t think I’ve been blog ranty in almthe Palm house (no reason)ost ever. Today was a very ranty day.

I’m not going to go in to the details of the rantiness, but there was lots of people taking sticks from the wrong end, it blowing up to stupid proportions and people who work for me getting treated unacceptable. oh and broken servers - I stepped away from that last one, and decided to rant about it tomorrow. because there was no real way I could have improve the situation and in the mood i was in by then it would have only gotten worse.

I’ve employed one of my old JMU tricks and I have written an incredibly ranty? set the world to rights word document now. I doubt it will ever see the light of day, but it should help me sleep.

At the end of the day I got a text message to put me to shame, a friend at work is having his first baby, well he’s not “having it” his wife is, today they went for the scan. and the text I got was.

“Babys are cool! puts youtube and boxing into perspective”

and I thought, yes it does. and I’ve gotten two of those - I’ll go play with them instead.

Kevin

but it’s the banks stupid!

posted on Tuesday, January 8, 2008 by Kevin in [Ranty]
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no doubt you’ve seen, heared or read that Jeremy Clarkson is a fool. In a not to Idle boast he said the whole data loss thing was a storm in a tea cup and to prove it printed his bank account numbers in the paper. saying the worst you could do is put money into his account. Now someone it turns out did the opposite an took money out and gave it to charity.

The media reaction to this has been pretty predictable, Jeremy Clarkson is stupid, it’s his own stupid fault for making these details public; but i think we need to look at the other side of this.

Why do people never question the banks? the sad reality is it takes a stunningly small amount of information to take money out of an account, all you need know is basic account details and a persons address. Account numbers and addresses aren’t secrets, just stop and think. how many people do you pass your bank details to on a weekly basis? remember that every time you switch something you passing your account details around, and just how hard do you think it is for someone to find out your address?

The problem is two fold really: One the government and other companies have got to stop being so cavalier with our information, and two the banks have really got to make sure that all ways of accessing our money are behind some sort of security system.

Kevin

Less ‘media’ trash

posted on Monday, December 31, 2007 by Kevin in [Ranty, TV and Films]
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We’re not big on the new year - it’s just another day, and at 6:00am tommorow both my children will be awake and asking for breakfast - so Ruth is already in bed, and I’m about to go, but not before i foolishly have watched 15 minutes of Graham Norton being basically mean to people (he’s called the rugby player thick, and was shocked when a celebraty got a political question right).

The premis of the ‘quiz’ appeares to be asking people about the ‘big’ events of the year.. I’m shocked by two things. one that people consider people getting photograped getting into a car to be a big event, and that i actually now some of this trash.

So a quick last minute resolution for next year. I am going to try and reduce the amount of media trash I let absorb into my life.

Ruth

NHS ?ber-database

posted on Monday, December 24, 2007 by Ruth in [Nerdy, Politics, Ranty]
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We’ve been ranting about this on and off for a while now, so I thought we’d share (yesterday it occurred to me that Kevin should do a sponsored rant for charity, so we could see how long he could go, and how many different subjects he could link together without stopping…).

Firstly, how unlucky is our friend E? I’ve not spoken to her about it, but since she’s seventeen, in full-time education, and just taken her driving theory test, I’m guessing that her details were on both the missing Child Benefit CDs and the Learner Drivers database.

It would appear that the realisation is gradually filtering through - huge centralised databases are more trouble than they’re worth. Of course, the chap on the radio this morning tried to tell me that dispersed data is more secure than centralised data, which is nonsense: if the data can be accessed legitimately, then you can bet your bottom dollar that it can also be accessed illegitimately. The only way to avoid the latter is to avoid the former, and then, frankly, you might as well not bother collating the data at all. In fact, not gathering the data is probably the only guaranteed route to making it inaccessible, anyway.

The reason that the NHS has spent the last decade or so failing dismally to create their ?ber-database, is that it simply isn’t possible. The guy who told them it was, ten years ago, was a lying charlatan with something to sell. The disparate data is in too many different forms, serving too many different purposes, and being used in too many different ways, and its unification is just too big a job. Most of industry has long since given up on such projects, as a political, technical, and therefore economic disaster area.

Kevin is insisting that the real solution is about data sharing, and is easy to write. It amounts to a stack of conversion files saying things like “‘first_name’ in this database means ‘forenames’ in this one”. It means that, instead of adding the data from all those systems into one system (which will, inevitably, either annoy everyone by not storing the data they were previously using, or have empty fields in 99% of records, because one GP was recording how many pets a patient had), the system goes and asks the original data source for the data that it needs, when it needs it - no more than it needs, not before it’s needed, and leaving control of the data in the hands of the people who control it now.? Of course, you still have wade through the political minefield of just which columns should be matched, and whether “known as” in one database even has an equivalent field in the others - no system is without its controversies.? But while you’re debating it for one system, the rest can carry on functioning.

It isn’t any more secure. Don’t let anyone tell you it is. It is, however, attainable, scalable, and requires no learning curve or downtime for the admin staff at my GP surgery.

The problem is that politicians don’t understand any of this, because, by and large, they don’t understand IT, and there is no such thing as an independent IT advisor. Not all of them are selling things, but all of them like playing with new toys, and have a burning desire for someone to buy them the Next Big Thing. Many, many years ago (eight or nine at least), a discussion was had at my place of work, concerning the possibility of transferring our website from a unix/Apache server, to a Microsoft Windows NT server. My then-boss was honest about it. He said, “Yes - I’d love to be able to add the line ‘NT experience’ to my CV.” I’m hoping that wasn’t the only reason, but we made the change.

Ruth

Astute

posted on Saturday, November 24, 2007 by Ruth in [Politics, Ranty]
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The chap to whom I was referring was Ben Goldacre, at the Grauniad.? The chap who said,

… the whole field of biometrics and ID is rather like medical quackery: as usual, on the one hand we have snake oil salesmen promising the earth, and on the other a bunch of humanities graduates who don’t understand technology, science or even human behaviour. Buying it. Bigging it up. Thinking it’s a magic wand.

It’s absolutely true, as well.? I really don’t consider understanding technology to be that complicated, but I spent eight years working in the IT industry, and Kevin still works in the IT industry, and it’s riddled with people making management decisions like this, with no understanding of the implications, no sense to ask the people who would understand, and utterly carried away by the empty promises of a few unscupulous sales people, who probably don’t understand it properly, either.? But they came with free tickets to a big game at Anfield, so they must be right…

The bit that alarms me about this, is that I can’t just opt out.? I can refuse to engage in biometric data, refuse to get a passport and therefore stay here, use cash if/when my bank decide to jump on the band wagon, but that doesn’t actually protect me.? I also need a t-shirt saying “I refuse to engage with biometric data, so please don’t chop my finger off.”? And a mugger who can read.

Kevin

I cannot believe it

posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 by Kevin in [Ranty, Strange]
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The time out pad… I am speechless.

Ruth

HOW MUCH LONGER?!

posted on Tuesday, July 3, 2007 by Ruth in [Henry, Ranty]
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How come other women have their babies early?! How come I’m the one who is sitting around, with midwives scowling at me because it’s still growing (as if I’m doing it on purpose), just waiting, and waiting, and waiting, with nothing happening?

Second babies are supposed to be earlier! A week earlier, on average. So why am I still here?