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Day Out: Chirk Castle

posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by Kevin in [Culture, Holiday, Piccies]
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Saturday was trip day for the Jumps, and we went to Chirk Castle, which is in Wales. It’s National Trust which means we get in for free, and we don’t pay for parking. It also means you can buy tea-towels with maps on them, walking sticks and flat caps.

Chirk Castle is the last Edward I castle still lived in today (as you will know if you followed the link above).

[Historians look away now!] Edward I was the King who built loads of castles in North Wales - he spent £80,000 on castles in the 1280’s that’s a lot of money. The Main aim of the castles was to keep the Welsh quiet. They didn’t really think England was all tat great thanks, and much preferred the hilliness of snowdonia and the wild coast that was to become scouse-wales. Edward I (who was the fourth King to be called Edward) was recently voted 94th Greatest Briton - maybe because he conquered Wales, or maybe because he did quite a lot of law reforming.

None of that really tells you about Chirk Castle, except why it was built. As it is the only castle of that time still lived in, it doesn’t really resemble a 700 year old Castle it’s more of a stately home squeezed into a castle. It’s still very interesting and warm. unlike those ruined 700 year old castles. the Café is nice, and there where chickens in the car park.

New Camera

Really for us it was an opportunity for me to try out my new camera. The weather wasn’t great, but still we got some good shots. The zoom is cool; We have some fab shots of animals, the type you think you are going to take with your camera, only to discover you have a dot in the middle of a field of grass; well on my camera you get a full picture of the animal.

a rabbit.

The Colours are really good to. It’s not until you get a decent camera do you realise just how over saturated some cameras can make photographs - of course this means I will have to start taking pictures of everything again. for one it’s 8 mega pixel which means good shots can be blown up real big and stuck on the wall.

Kevin

a bit ranty

posted on Sunday, April 20, 2008 by Kevin in [Insight]
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I am a bit ranty at the moment, and for that I apologise. It’s getting less as the weekend goes on, but the weekend is coming to a close: maybe next week I won’t rant as much; I will at least try not to anyway.

Kevin

ASDA and the fascist bag police

posted on Sunday, April 20, 2008 by Kevin in [Consuming, Ranty]
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We don’t actually shop much in the real ASDA. Daisy is at that age, where keeping her under control in the shops is more that it’s worth; so we do most of the shopping on-line. This week, through the usual reasons of busyness and tiredness, we hadn’t done an on-line shop. So I did a quick ASDA blast yesterday morning.

Now It wasn’t that long ago that we use to take bags to ASDA when we shopped. Trying to persuade the checkout assistant to let you use your own bags took some doing, there was no where to recycle the bags you did use and they would be positively throwing the bags at you as you packed.

Yesterday: Either the policy has totally shifted, or I got a fascist checkout woman. But when I refused to by the 5p bags-for-life, I nearly got thrown out the shop. I didn’t really see the point, we only do a real ASDA shop once every three months, and you can’t use them on-line (where they will happily use a bag per yoghurt).

Then I got told off for not filling a plastic bag enough. I rather foolishly thought it wise not to put fruit and veg in the same bag as raw meat. but apparently if I do insist on destroying the planet I should at least do it with ripped plastic bags and cross contamination of foodstuffs.

Going Green

The world does appare to be changing; where a few years ago we were collecting all our tins in boxes, driving to the back of an empty car-park and resolutely sorting out our glass colours, we can now get the council to do it for us. ASDA (and the others) are reducing the number of bags they use; which can only be seen as a good thing. It’s just we where somewhat bullied out of the recycling habit.

I suppose I should be happy, stop moaning and remember how hard it use to be - It’s my in-built dislike for being told what to do that’s making me upset. Next time I might just unpack all the food on the conveyor belt and carry it back to the car in my hemp ruck sack.

Ruth

The temple of different god

posted on Sunday, April 13, 2008 by Ruth in [Consuming, Culture, Deep Thought]
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Today, we did something we’d never done before. We went to the Traffic Centre on a Sunday afternoon.

It was a bit peculiar. The Traffic Centre is really the only full-scale shopping mall in the North West, and as a result, it gets very busy. We go very, very rarely - partly because it’s thirty miles away, partly because we don’t really like shopping, partly because we have two kids to make shopping an even more unpleasant experience, and partly because we don’t really like other people much, and there are usually a lot of them there.

As a result, on the couple of occasions a year that we DO go, it tends to be evenings, or mornings, or some other time calculated to be fairly quiet, and it tends to be with the aim of achieving a specific goal as quickly as possible, and then escaping.

Today was slightly different. We’d actually gone for the food - we’d landed up in Warrington (which is half-way there), we needed some lunch, and it seemed like the best option. We knew that Sunday is a busy day in such places, and we were expecting it to be busy, but we weren’t quite expecting the sense of culture shock.

The place was crawling with people. They were all holding plastic carrier bags full of stuff. None of them looked happy. Within minutes of entering the building, we’d already heard two very unhappy children wailing, and whilst one was out of sight, the other upset me because he was only a baby, and he just wanted someone to pick him up, but nobody would. Actually, the happiest-looking family we saw were taking photos of themselves, posing in front of… the shops. Not even the big fountain, or the statues, just themselves, leaning against the balustrade of the balcony, in front of the shops.

It felt very odd. It felt like we’d walked into a closed community, full of rites and rituals that we, mere outsiders, couldn’t hope to understand. And the more people I saw, the more they seemed to be scurrying about like lab-rats - not going anywhere, not achieving anything, but never daring to stop.

I knew I wasn’t a particularly materialistic person, and I think I probably knew that I was becoming less so with age (and, let’s be honest, with the comfort of knowing I already had most of the Stuff I felt I needed - it’s easy to be snobby about consumerism once you’ve already stocked up). But I never expected to find the Traffic Centre so shocking in it’s total and uncompromising glorification and worship of the Accumulation of Stuff.

I asked Kevin how all those people found the money to keep going back so often, and buying so much - surely they’re not all tumbling into an abyss of credit card debt? I mean, I know that far too many people are, and I don’t, generally, blame them nearly as much as I blame the society that seems to coerce them into it, but surely not all of them? And even if they had the money in the bank, why on earth would you keep going back there, to spend more and more of it, on less and less?

It made me sad. It made me uncomfortable. It made me a little angry - consumerist culture is conspiring to dupe people into thinking that the purchase of stuff is going to make their lives better, and it NEVER EVER DOES. I felt like I’d stumbled into a huge, destructive cult, and that only I, the outsider, could see it for what it was - but just like with a cult, my clarity of vision would carry no weight with the insiders, precisely because I didn’t belong.

I’ve really never felt like that before, about something so inane and ubiquitous as shopping. It was a very odd thing.

Still, Daisy managed to accidentally Stick it To the Man - she pulled an entire shelf of merchandise ( which should have been screwed to the bracket, but wasn’t) onto the floor, with a very impressive crash, and was lucky not be underneath it when it landed. Apparently, she was trying to reach the windmills…

I’m getting more and more minimalist. I keep looking around my house, and wanting to streamline it, declutter it, make it less hard work to look at it. The couple across the road redecorated their living room recently, and when they leave the curtains open in the early evening, we can see how calm and simple and tidy and EMPTY it looks. And it makes me want to go and live there.

Kevin

Hospital! Again!!

posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 by Kevin in [Henry]
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I know it’s beginning to sound like we rush our children to hospital at the slightest provocation, but Ruth has just taken Henry to Alder Hey with Croup.

I suppose once you’ve gotten one child who is susceptible you’re next isn’t going to have much luck either. Henry woke up about 20 minutes ago. with the same wheezy sound, We had a (very short) go at ignoring it - but it was obvious really. the hospital probably won’t call it croup. If only because he’s under 1. but hopefully they will give him the drug that calms it all right down.

I think if you don’t live 6 minutes from a specialist children’s hospital your doctor would tell you that if it happened in the night to do the steam in the bathroom / take them outdoors thing and limp on through, but - and I do feel a bit like I am defending it a bit; our Doctor and the ones in the hospital have made it quite clear you bring them in if they’re having breathing problems.

I just hope Ruth is as lucky as I was, and they will be home by 3am, but It is Friday night and while not many 3 year olds go out on the tiles. I wouldn’t be surprised if that doesn’t change the nature of A&E.

I’m going to see if i can get some rest, because It could be a long Saturday for some.

Kevin

Croup: Up, out, in, down

posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Kevin in [Daisy]
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More nocturnal child problems. It was surprisingly short when you consider what happened:

Daisy woke up at 1am last night with nasty croup - it was fairly obvious right away it was a nasty bout. so by 1:05 Daisy and I where in the car.

1:15: In Alder Hey, trying to find £1.50 to park!

1:30: Daisy had the Steroid to ease her throat, it then takes approx two hours to work. they check the blood oxygen levels and then let you go.

2:45: Nurse is happy Daisy is now OK to go. I had to bribe Daisy to leave the hospital, we where in the middle of The Enormous Crocodile and Daisy was sad we didn’t have time to finish it. So I may have promised to buy it for her today.

3:02: Back Home, Daisy in bed.

All in all quite amazed at how quick it was: we’re getting old hat at it now, so we knew what was going on - that makes it a bit easier, but I think We still lucked out on turning up at A&E at the right time.

Kevin

a warning to any future suitors

posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2008 by Kevin in [Daisy]
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Our Daisy is a fickle thing.

Yesterday: “I love Aiden”

Today: “I don’t like Aiden, he wouldn’t let me play with his train set”