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well, it made me laugh

posted on Monday, July 21, 2008 by Kevin in [Fluff, Liverpool]
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when you go to the “total website” of merseyside police, they have a pop up survey which you can click on to feedback on policing in your neighbourhood. first question:

click No, and you’re done, “thank you very much for taking the time to complete this survey”.

Kevin

OK it’s safe now.. or is it?

posted on Sunday, July 20, 2008 by Kevin in [Liverpool, Ranty]
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It turns out that until the 14th of July we we’re living in a Anti-Social dispersal area which ment that the police had the power to give “a direction requiring the persons in the group to disperse” for a group of two or more (i.e anyone). and if you refused you would get

(a) a fine not exceeding level 4 on the standard scale (£2,500), or
(b) imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 months,

So as far as i could tell if a police officer stopped Ruth, Daisy and Henry in the street and told them to disperse - there refusal (because they would refuse) would result in either 3 months or £2,500. I’ve read the legistation and I don’t see how you appeal against any of this.Anti-Social Behaviour Orders. really are anit-social.

it should also be noted that it was the 13th July - the last day of the order - when our street was filled with police because people where drunk and throwing vases at each other. arguably the removal of the order has made the area safer,

I’ve found the merseyside police newsletter that tells me about the order although it really doesn’t tell me much, and all that did is got me worked up about that stupid flashing smiling speed sign.

Surely it’s more of a distraction having a flashing face by the side of the road?. We went the Isle of Wight last month and they’ve removed speed bumps / chicanes and replaced them with speed signs - which don’t flash and smile at you - and that works. not smiley happy faces for me to look at while I hit the man on the bike!!!

grrr arggg…

Kevin

10 things.

posted on Friday, July 18, 2008 by Kevin in [Insight]
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In the spirit of the BBC News Magazine. 10 things I didn’t know this time last week.

  1. Lauren Child of charlie and lola fame use to paint the dots on paintings for Damien Hurst.
  2. there is actual rumpy in the SIMS2, It’s under the sheets and it’s called ‘whoohoo
  3. You can twitter your facebook.. you just have to press the right buttons
  4. there is no leave for any police in Merseyside this weekend because of golf and big boats.
  5. Sir Ken Robinison (the man who thinks education is stifling education) was born in Liverpool.
  6. the MOD has lost 87 classified USB sticks in the last 5 years
  7. there is some sort of connection between our out house and next door, so when they have a barbaque, it fills with smoke
  8. developers of open source software still think it’s OK to say delete your coolkies and go away, like it was your stupid fault you followed the instructions.
  9. it doesn’t matter if we blog like crazy things or leave the site well alone, the number of visits doesn’t really change.
  10. if you have the idea to do a 10 things I’ve learnt this week list, you should have it at the beginning and not the end of the week.
Ruth

In Local News

posted on Monday, July 14, 2008 by Ruth in [Daisy, Henry, Insight, Liverpool]
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Yet again, yesterday, we got home to discover the street was full of police cars, and cordoned off at one end. To be fair, it’s been about a year since the last time, but even so, it’s not exactly reassuring. The item in the paper didn’t tell me much that the neighbours didn’t, though.

More importantly, it occurs to me that we’ve not had much news on the children recently so: Henry is cruising the furniture, and seems quite taken with the idea of walking. Occasionally, he tentatively lets go to see what happens - looks stricken for a moment, then holds on again. He seems to be going from the Finally Crawling Properly stage to the Starting to Walk stage quite quickly, but that impression is based on the assumption that I can remember how quickly Daisy did it. I know real, independent walking happened at about 15 months, and I can imagine him getting there before that, at his current pace, but I don’t know, really.

Daisy\'s Sim house
The Witt-Twit family home,
in the neighbourhood of Figgy Woggo

Daisy is currently obsessed with a new computer game - The Sims 2. I’d have to admit to being the one to introduce her to it, but considering it’s heavily menu-based, and therefore quite wordy in places, she’s playing fairly independently. She much prefers the creation of people to actually playing the game, and she makes up random words as her characters’ names, which I then have to try to transpose phonetically into some kind of written word. She also likes the building/decoration/furnishing of houses, and has made some fairly extraordinary aesthetic decisions on that basis. Today she paved over an entire garden with grey block paving. And the attic. And the cellar. And bits of the ground floor. She hasn’t really come to terms with the need to play the game for long enough for someone to go to work, to earn money, to facilitate further building works, but I’m working on it…

This is the last week of term, which, perversely, affects us hugely. None of my children are old enough for school, irrespective of the fact that neither of them are going anyway, but all the activities we do engage in grind to a halt in the summer. So, six weeks of wondering how on earth to fill the day are stretching ahead, in a slightly daunting way.

Ruth

More words of Daisy

posted on Thursday, July 3, 2008 by Ruth in [Daisy]
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It’s impossible the convey the intonation of this one, which is a shame, because it was the intonation that made me crack up laughing, but:

I think we should go to the circus, Mummy, ‘coz the circus looks so great and juggley, and I would really laugh, at the circus!

Except the emphasis was more of a wistful drawl than anything else. It made me laugh, anyway.

Ruth

Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours

posted on Wednesday, July 2, 2008 by Ruth in [Fluff, JMU]
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It’s ages since they’ve done it - we’d actually come to the conclusion that they’d finally grown up a bit, or else that she’d left him - but our next door neighbours had one of their stand-up fights in the street at about 3am, and now we’re Wide Awake.

Still, we’ve discussed the most likely location of the nearest cow, whether it’s too simplistic to say flat land is arable and hills are for livestock, and whether JMU Tower was really a death trap that would have killed us both if we’d stayed. So, not an unproductive night.

A bit sad that I can’t sleep, and the kids will be up soon, though.